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Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:43 am
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Franken-Mod
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Location: The land of ice floes and polar bears (Canada)
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Alright, so I think we all know what a conspiracy theory is. If not, wikipedia's definition of one is:
| Quote: | | A conspiracy theory attributes the ultimate cause of an event or chain of events (usually political, social or historical events), or the concealment of such causes from public knowledge, to a secret, and often deceptive plot by a group of powerful or influential people or organizations. Many conspiracy theories state that major events in history have been dominated by conspirators who manipulate political happenings from behind the scenes. |
Oooh, sounds fun, yes? Or maybe no.
Anyway, back to the point. For the purpose of this game, let's assume that everything is a conspiracy. Yay, you too can be considered insane by most of the world! Basically, you need to post something that explains why everything is a conspiracy.
You could use a really random example, such as "Because bunnies ate my brain." Or you could use something based on your real life, such as "Because my little sister is stupid."
No, there's no point, but I find it amusing. Hence, I'll start.
Because my mom said she didn't know where my eyelash curler went and that I lost it, but I just found it in her makeup bag!
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:32 pm
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Jill o'Lantern
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Because my roommates cat hides in the one spot in the entire apartment that she knows I can't reach when it's time for me to switch the cats out. (We're trying to slowly get the cats used to each other and it's failing miserably right now)
My cats are Poe - The current black Suggestion Box Cat and Shoe - The white cat with a black splotch on his head that appears on the weekly releases a lot.  |
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:59 am
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Franken-Mod
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Location: The land of ice floes and polar bears (Canada)
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Because Perch's cats are ninjas.
As are cats in general.
Let's just say that I don't get along well with cats. *shudders in pain*
Hence, they're part of the conspiracy. |
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:32 am
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The Headless Poster
Joined: 15 Jul 2008
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Location: WA
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Because the NSA.
I think I win  . I'd say the NSA or the CIA or the FBI are always in some ones conspiracy theory of any thing... |
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:37 am
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Franken-Mod
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Oh hohhohoho.
I think I can outdo you.
Because of laser cats. Now it's inter-galactic. Beat that. |
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Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:57 am
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Joined: 02 Aug 2008
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Location: Texas
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Because my cat, Salemn, is a kinky pervert.
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:45 pm
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Wee Ghouling
Joined: 11 Aug 2008
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Location: North Carolina
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| because my cat Steinway is very fat. ^_^ |
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:07 pm
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| because i wanted to see if if it was possible for Salemn to be rabid. lmao |
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:08 pm
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Jill o'Lantern
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| Because my cats managed to get the most medicine resistant fleas ever just three weeks before the wedding and we're still dealing with it... |
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:11 pm
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Staff
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| ...because Salemn scratches himself all the time but i haven't seen a single flea on him yet. xD; |
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:15 pm
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Franken-Mod
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Location: The land of ice floes and polar bears (Canada)
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| Because you guys all have cats. |
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:26 pm
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Jill o'Lantern
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| Because I have a cat for each human in my household. |
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:33 pm
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Staff
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| because one of my friends thought Salemn was actually a dog. |
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:51 pm
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Franken-Mod
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| Because I have a dog. |
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:06 pm
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The Headless Poster
Joined: 15 Jul 2008
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| because the because that was because'd three because's ago. |
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:08 pm
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Franken-Mod
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| Because I'm using IRC right now. |
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:14 pm
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Jill o'Lantern
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| Because I'm going to bed! |
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Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:43 pm
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Franken-Mod
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| Because perch is still awake and on the forum. |
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Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:57 pm
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Ghost Cleaner
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| Because I have three evil parakeets! |
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Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:19 pm
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Franken-Mod
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| Because almost every post in this topic is about our pets. |
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Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:22 pm
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Were-proofer
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Because that's the way the planned it. The more time we spend talking about our pets on the internet the more likely we are to go pet them. And the more time we spend at home petting our decoy pets, the more time the real movers have to implement World Domination plan Alpha.
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