Humour

lynzajw · Humour

So I just realized that we're missing one of the most basic forum topics - a humour thread! So post your jokes, funny images, and other random amusing stuff here!

That being said, I figured I'd start one... and in the spirit of humour, here's a total inside joke, that, sadly enough, almost every regular user should understand.

kkarth

Haha how awesome.

We should definitely try to convince perch to use that banner as our lj layout. or even make a separate forum layout skin for it. ;D

DarkendHeart

Seems we are posting some jokes so here is one I've seen.
This guy gets called into his bosses office and here is the dialogue...

Boss: I know that being called into the bosses office seems like a bad thing, but I'm not some guy that just sits around firing people all day. Now I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Worker: Uhm... The bad news first.
Boss: Ok, I have two hand guns, a M16, a flame thrower and a sawed off shotgun in my desk drawer. Now I'm going to take the hand guns and gun down all of the first floor. Then I'm going to the second floor and mowing down every one there. Next I'm going to the third floor and torching all the accountants. Finally I'm going to the top floor and filling all the executives with buck shot... point blank.
Worker: Jesus... Well... Whats the good news...?
Boss: You fired, pack your s*** and get the f*** out.

Molenir

Ok, that is disturbing and horrible, even if its funny at the same time. And I like the new header for our message board... When can we get it up?!

Fye

Mhhh... a black joke and finally the banner I wanted to see! That is such a cute image!

Molenir

Ya know, one thing that made me laugh was seeing you misspell Humor. Ok, sure its spelled correctly if you're from England. But being from the US... Hehe.

perch

@ Darkendheart

That was disturbingly funny.

@ Lynz

Okay, I need to get that from you to put up as a banner for the forum. That's just too cute. And funnily appropriate for us.

lynzajw

@Molenir: ...

...but I'm not from the States.

<-- see?

perch

Honestly I'm so used to people putting in the U I don't even notice the changes since they're both correct. And I don't have any jokes I can share here...most of mine are explicit.

MangaPrincessMandy

ONly ones I know are the ones my guy friends tell me and their too... ummm... whats the word Im looking for? They're just plain nasty! lol!

lynzajw

Eww, guy jokes, I don't wanna hear those!

*leans over to hear just in case Mandy whispers them*

I'm so odd like that, even if I don't want to have my mind scarred by something, I still really want to hear it.

Anyway, one of my favourite comedy songs EVER: ici!

MangaPrincessMandy

OOO... I remember something really funny my friend sent me on myspace... I thought it was funny anyways...

Tada! Ignoring the fact that she was calling me "special" its funny right? Or not? IDK...

*sidenote: its not meant to be mean... its just for fun*

lynzajw

So I've recently taken to watching Flight of the Conchords while cleaning... at least, until I realized how bad it truly was, because I kept laughing so hard I shook the mouse, which kind of screwed up my ability to actually do a good job.

<_<

>_>

Anyway! They're hilarious! My favourite songs by them are... well, actually, all their songs... but the ones I'd put in my top three are probably, in no particular order:

Jenny
The Humans are Dead
Issues (Think About It)

They're all side-splittingly funny~